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Have The Warmongers blown up your planet? Have they sent their ultimate weapon—ominously dubbed The Ghost—to lay waste to your world? If so, RITS (Relocation, Insurance and Therapy Services) can help. We provide extensive relocation packages to those who have suddenly found themselves planetless. And if your planet has not yet met with total annihilation from The Ghost, then we can provide you with affordable Warmonger insurance. We have especially low rates for inhabitants of the planet Hub, since we doubt the Warmongers will even bother to visit your backwater world! Have you survived a face-to-face encounter with The Ghost? Are you suffering from post-traumatic stress syndrome? If so, qualified RITS therapists can soothe your troubled mind as well. But don't take our word for it!
